Sunday, April 30, 2017

It's Still Hot as Blazes

The AC repair appointment is scheduled, but until then, I'm living in a dystopia.  Seriously guys, my house feels like a cross between a tropical disaster zone and a deep-space outpost that's barely holding together with jury-rigged equipment.

Because my house is ancient and still uses an honest-to-god fuse box, the normal outlets in the living room can't handle too many appliances plugged in at once.  Which means there are extension cords running from the kitchen up and down the stairwell, connected to big box fans to blow as much cold air as possible up the stairs.

That helps a little, but the front bedrooms still bake in the heat all day long.  It would really help if I could get some kind of exhaust fan in there to blow out the hot air and pull in the cold air from downstairs, but the original windows don't have any screens, which means it would be completely open to the outside and all kinds of bugs would get in.

Solution?  Build yourself a screen!  Or rather, two screen sections, one that's just a normal screen and another that holds the small window fan I bought yesterday.  I'm not particularly proud of any of these creations this weekend, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Yard Projects - part 1

There's a LOT I want to do with this yard: re-mulch all the beds, properly edge and expand most of the beds, trim and tie up the roses on the garage, rip out the monster-vine, identify and plan for the rest of the flora, think about outdoor entertaining, and much much more.

It's going to happen one step at a time, though.  So, here's the first small project from a long list: there are two trees in my front yard, neither of them have proper mulch beds.  The grass just grows right up to the trunk, which looks dumb and makes mowing super difficult.  So Saturday afternoon, I tackled the smaller of the two trees: trimmed a few low-hanging branches, dug out & edged a mulch bed, filled it with mulch, and fixed it.  Ta-dah!

Also, bonus picture: these are the garage roses.  I didn't trim them at all this spring, and then I was away for a week that brought them a ton of rain and sun.  The result were these 10 ft monsters that you see before you.  By necessity alone, this will probably need to be the next project.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

AC fritzle fratzle

Because I don't already have enough things to take care of this weekend, the universe threw me another curve ball.  My AC is on the fritz.

The first clue came Thursday.  I was away from Richmond most of last week, and I knew it was going to be warm, so I set the AC to 75.  When I got back from the airport on Thursday morning, the downstairs was comfortable, but the upstairs was not.  Troubleshooting that difference was how I discovered I actually have a dual-zone AC.  (Yes, I have lived here for almost 4 months.  No, I did not know it was dual-zone until just this week.  Yes, you may go ahead and judge.)  "Ok, no worries", I thought.  I'll just turn on the upstairs AC and everything will be fine.  The rest of Thursday was a bit of a haze (it was not a pleasant or restful red-eye flight back), so I didn't think about it much more.

I woke up Friday morning and it was noticeably warm upstairs.  The AC was running, but the air coming out of the vent wasn't cold; so I turned both ACs down a few notches to 70 and then got ready for work.

Then I got home late Friday night, and the downstairs was FREEZING.  The thermostat said 67, so I bumped that zone up a bit.  Then I walked upstairs ... straight into an oven.  Seriously, the heat difference across just a few feet was ridiculous.  The upstairs thermostat was clocking in at 84, which is a 17 degree heat difference between my 1st and 2nd floor.   It's also quite an achievement when the outside is only 75, which means my upstairs must trap heat like nobody's business.  UGH.

So, that is going to be this weekend's main set of tasks.  First, check to see if there's anything obviously wrong with the duct work or insulation that I can fix myself.  Second, go by a few fans and position them to blow the cooler air upstairs, because this weekend is going to be absolutely miserable.  Third, call an AC repair guy and pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that this will be measured in hundreds, not thousands.

Yay home ownership.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Strange People Use My Bathroom

Well, not MY bathroom, but Mom's bathroom in at the gallery.  I'm up visiting Lancaster for a wedding and spending the day in town with mom before the event tonight.  Close to lunchtime a twenty-something girl walked in and asked Mom if she could use the gallery's bathroom.  She explained that she was from out-of-town and auditioning for some role at the Fulton, and that it was just an absolute madhouse over at the theatre.  (aside: I completely believe her, parking in town today is a nightmare).

Mom says "of course", I keep working on my laptop, a minute goes by ... and then a very deep and soulful "weeeeee-ahhhh-OO-UH-OO-UH-OOO" from the bathroom breaks the silence.  That was it.  No other sounds.  Just a single lovely wail that would probably attract herds of fertile manatees if we let them in the gallery.  Mom and I just looked at each other, shrugged, and then 5 minutes later the girl walks back out the door wearing a completely different outfit.


UPDATE: Between then and now, my buddy C called me and asked if I had a hideaway key so he could use my place to shower.  So that's a second random bathroom-related thing to happen today.  Will we get a third?!?

Sunday, April 02, 2017

Saturday, April 01, 2017

House Update - SO CLOSE!

In a few days it'll be the 3-month anniversary of me moving into the new house, so now is as good a time as any to share some updates.  The house is definitely coming along, and some major pieces are finally starting to fall into place.  Since last update:
- The chimney & fireplace are repaired and are now functional (just in time for summer, yay)
- The apartment is finally on the rental market, 2 months later than I wanted but with a radiator cover finished that has been bugging me for years
- I bought a lawn mower and mowed the lawn for the first time ever
- Every piece of my master bedroom are finally here and now I'm just waiting on sheets before moving in

The frustrating part is that I can't really say any room is completely done yet, more like every room is 80% of the way there.  And the remaining 20% of each room is going to take a lot more time & effort (and money, gulp) to complete, probably a weekend or two for each.  But at least now it's pretty much all functional and I can have guests over without feeling embarrassed.

Anyway, a little bit more on the master bedroom.  There are actually two rooms upstairs that could be the master that I've been going back-and-forth between.  Room A is a little bigger, but doesn't connect to the bathroom.  Room B is smaller, but connects to the bathroom (the bathroom connects to both room B and the hallway, and it is the only bathroom upstairs, otherwise this would be a no-brainer).  I originally set up my old bedroom furniture (which is going to become the guest room furniture) in Room A, and slept there for a month.  Then, after the family visited, I moved that bedroom set into Room B, and slept there for a month while I waited for my new bedroom to appear.  For a while I was seriously considering making Room B my master to take advantage of the bathroom connection ... but ultimately I chose Room A.  1) Room A is painted in a neutral tone, while Room B has teal accents.  I don't want my master bedroom to have teal accents.  2) It's bigger and, crucially, wider.  I want to have my stationary bike in my bedroom so that I can ride it while watching tv, and trying to put the bike & bed side-by-side in the narrower room is a little too tight.  3) It already has a cable hookup, which certainly isn't a deal-breaker but makes it more convenient.  4) It may not connect directly to the bathroom, but I've already slept here for more than a month and the walk down the hall isn't bad.  Plus I live alone, so it's not like I need to worry that much about scurrying back and forth.