1) Who decided to dig a giant f***ing hole in the middle of Parham road right at the 64 interchange? Traffic was backed up for miles.
2) Texas de Brazil should come with some kind of warning about their sausage. The stuff is amazing, and now I can't stop thinking about it.
3) My coffee percolator came in the mail today! Finally, I've caught up with the 70s!
4) Tonight I bought a box of Reese's Chocolate Peanutbutter Puff cereal for the sole purpose of obtaining the Batman plastic toy inside. I feel 6 years old. But I got the Joker, which was the one I wanted!