Saturday, May 24, 2008

An Open Letter to Idiots Everywhere

Dear Idiot:

If you are going to be so dumb as to wear dark clothing and walk in the middle of a tightly curved off-ramp at 11 o'clock at night while talking on your cellphone and ignoring all the surrounding environment and causing motorists to have to screech to a halt in order to avoid maiming you for life, then you should consider yourself lucky that all I did was blow my horn at you. Oh, and I sincerely appreciated your gesture in return.

Sincerely,
Nik

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