Tonight when I walked down to get my mail, one of my neighbors was outside on his porch. With a two-way radio. And having a very interesting conversation. His side of it went something like this:
"Yeah, I just saw this great commercial."
"It was about the airport. You know how they have those metal detectors at the airport?"
"Yeah, well here's my idea for my commercial. You know they've got those metal detectors? What they need is a sin detector."
"Yeah, I'm gonna have a sin detector at my church. Cause at my church, all sins are welcome."
Now, go back and reread that, but in a really REALLY strong southern drawl, and inserting an annoyingly loud *BEBEEP* in front of each phrase.