Here is a picture of Hillary Clinton at tonight's debate in California. Note the necklace and earrings.
Here is a (rather interesting) picture of me and my friend Joanna at my friend Chris's wedding in July 2007. Note the color of the vest (and the tie and the cufflinks and the ... garter?).
I think it is clear that I am destined to one day marry a future president of the United States, have my own shot at being president of the United States, and do it all while wearing an ugly brown pant suit that is unflattering of the hips. :)